iPad Baby by walkedoutneimans
Alright Here Is The Description For My New Game This New Game That I’ve Been Working On Gameplay Experience And Is Trends And Topics And Assorted And News Cabin Empty Promise You I Can’t Aneurysm And Seizures Complete Constriction Of Limbs And Extremities Ambulance With Shattered Windows Marketplace Of Ideas Exiled Politician Tree With Wires Ambiguous Shape Format And Style Respectful High Risk Interactions With A Calm Disposition Mold On Bread Muffled Howl And There’s Nothing To Do But Heart Rate Crisis Width Impotent Vapid Conversation Injured By Spear Brief And Understanding Words Single Handed Arified Soaking Tarp Draped Over You Never Really Listen Virulent Soldier Common Ground My Pension Loan Apathetic Business-People Engaged In Growth And Trealistic Learning Meetings Penchant And Street Sweepstakes Important Care Don’t Free Parking For Members And One Time We Pallets Clumsily Stacked Solitary Barrier Crushed By Camp Wheel Three World Listener Purchase For Only Glass Jacket Empty Pill Bottle Soft Weeping Coming From Junk Window Beach Source But I Get Sick When I’m Around People And Cold Book Free Labor Tiled Floor People Are Going To Go Crazy When They See This Just Wait And See Seriously Man We Should Send This To Some Websites Hey It Could Be Like, Um, Five Nights At Freddy’s They Just Had That Movie Did You See That! We Need To Monetize This ASAP… Ive Been Thinking Of Setting Up Some Kind Of Blackmail Situation Where Streamers Play The Game And I Extort Money Out Of Them Because I Tell Them There Are Copyrighted Images In The Game I Don’t Know Do You Think That Could Work? What If You Downloaded This Game And I Just Ransomware Attacked You Instantly? What Are You Gonna Do About It Huh?? Maybe I’ll Make Android Games Or Something And Put A Bunch Of GTA Adjacent Words In The Description And It’ll Be A ReallyLong Description Like This One I’m Gonna Call It “Theft City” It’s Gonna Be Tight It Wont Even Be Comparable To Any Real City Just Straight Asset Flip Not Choosing A Unifying Visual Theme Full On Medieval Style Assets In The Game Does That Kind Of Project Usually Make Back The Investment Maybe I’ll Charge People One Dollar For The Game And See How That Goes Hey I Just Had This New Idea For A Mobile Game What If You Had A Guy Running In A Straight Line Through Some Kind Of Temple Or Relic And Every Once In A While He Has To Make Turns And Move Left And Right To Collect Coins Has Anyone Done That Yet I Think I’m Gonna Call It “Relic Guy” Or “Relic City Runners” At The End Of The Day It’s Important That Your Game Has A Positive Message And Promotes Values This Game Is Certified Safe For Toddlers And Contains No Cussing Or Violence I’m Serious Penthouse Gala Hot Room With No Windows Reading Glasses Anthemic Imagined It Subhuman Life And Experiences Don’t Envy Ravens Perception With Rules, Cocktails And Break Down In The Bathroom Or Sharks With No Teeth Cloud Surf Internet Guide eBay Account Locked Missed Your Last Chance You Only Have A Few Minutes Left To Glisten Locked In A I Won’t Apologize Flees Gatherings Glacier World And Missing Links Collect In The Park Square Imbalanced Hold Court And Learn From Each One Lost Something And Forgot About It A Long Times Up For Hearing Aid Malfunction My Car Broke Down Can I Get Ride If You Forget It’s OK But Hart Feelings Peer Reviewed Work Holding With No Intimate Willpower Or Birds And Animals Out Of Formation Warm And Empty Liquid Trench-War Lost My Things Overnight I Woke And They Were Just Like Cruel And Unusual And Real But OK So My Next Big Idea After This Is To Put Each Character On A Shirt And Sell Like, 12 Different Shirt Designs, Gildan Value Pack (Cheap) And We’re Selling Each Shirt For $50 Because I Want To Sorry Not Sorry, I Love Scamming My Fans And Stealing From My Fans. My Merch Empire is Going To Go Nuts. Maybe I’ll Make A Hat And It Would Just Say “iPad Baby” You’d Probably Buy That Wouldn’t You Actually Bro I’m Going To Charge You Extra Yeah It’s Um, A Service Fee. If Anyone Makes Any Fan Art Of My Games Or Anything I’m Sending Them My CashApp Requesting $80 And Saying “Hey, Thanks For The Art. I’ve Been Really Struggling Lately With Bills And My Rent :/ And I Could Really Use The $80. Since You Liked My Game So Much Can You Please Just Send Me This Just This One Time Please?” Inauthentic Steering Away I’m And A Believer In Held Breath Instant Product Acquisition Asleep Hollow I Saw And I Example Of Diagram Wrote Something Down Amblivious Relentless Together Grasp Nothing Hunched Over Arms Outstretched Eyes Perceived Gouged Out Of My Skull Textured Surface Jobless Village Concrete Railings City Planner Alpine Crossing I Something For The Wall Repeated Trust Onto The Pavement Myself And Others Anyways Guys Thanks For Checking Out My Game And Let Me Know What You Think Of The Game In The Comments Below