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FREELANCE MAILMAN by prophet goddess, Laura Michet, cryy22, videobeau

1 min
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You’re London Jerry, a freelance mailman. You have a crappy ship, a brain that makes you sick, and several hundred packages you gotta deliver all over the galaxy.
Back in the day, the government used to deliver the mail… but now, people like you have to do it. You’ll navigate a hostile universe full of ass-flapping, organs-oozing, curse-spewing aliens who don’t even say “thanks” when you deliver them the precious treats they ordered online.
Can you survive this horrible space future with any dignity? Smack that download button and find out, Jerry!!

Features #

  • A randomized game map full of hideous, rude aliens who order bizarre products online!
  • Completely accurate simulation of a human brain!
  • Hundreds of weird packages to deliver!
  • Challenging inventory-tetris gameplay!
  • Tons of strange and unsettling space events! Choose your fate!!

A game by:

Special thanks to Evan Hemsley
Made with FNA, MoonTools.ECS, and Ink.
A note on the Linux build: this game was made primarily on Windows, and none of us have access to a Linux machine for regular testing. We hope the Linux build works well, but we unfortunately can’t provide any technical support related to it.

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